New to this board. Learned of it via OSW and it was recommended by TrenchfootJoe. So a quick bio of myself is in order...
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium
with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would
womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of
general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make
meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I
highly suggest you try it.
Wait...that's Dr. Evil...
Seriously... Been into 1:6 military ever since I got my first Joe back sometime around 1970. Rediscovered the hobby around the time Dragon introduced it's 1:6 line and been going ever since. I'm an ex-Vietnam reenactor who did 101st LRRP as my primary impression, so this looks like a great combo of two things I hold near and dear.
